How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

I told those damned kids to stay off my lawn.

Hey, here’s a Monday fun link from a dedicated Arkansas Project fan that has absolutely nothing to do with Sarah Palin or Arkansas politics, for once:

How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

Says here that I could dispatch 20 of the little bastards. That sounds about right. I’m kind of a bad-ass. You can tell by the big burst of red toughness spikes emanating from my body in the image below.

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