Huzzah, For It Is Election Night, At Long Last, Somewhere

At long last, the off-year elections for the governorships of New Jersey and Virginia and for the open Congressional seat in New York House District 23 will be decided, meaning that soon we can all go back to not caring about these places anymore.

I’m going to go ahead and get a head start by forgetting where New York House District 23 is located. Where is that, out on Long Island somewhere? Sounds about right.